introducing corrine

Now that I am a successful blogger...

I would like to start with a story about Corrine. I called Corrine today, my mother, and wanted to chat about the philosophical meaning behind life. Unfortunately, I am not well liked by Corrine and she continued on to strongly encourage that ending our conversation was in my best interest. Corrine has always been a believer of complete oblivion, and this has successfully created a creepily peppy person. 

She probably does meth.