About a year ago I was lucky enough to get my wisdom teeth pulled...
My father, a bald, middle-aged male was kind enough to drive me home after stopping for a milkshake that I really, really wanted. As we drive in a sketchy Chevrolet truck I begin to drink my milkshake and continue on to consistently spill it all over my shirt and face.
At this point, a cop starts to pull us over and walks up to the sketchy truck to see a highly drugged girl with milkshake drenching her and an old man (that looks nothing like her) driving.
My father continued to assure the cop that he was indeed my father and that I just got my wisdom teeth pulled, but in the end he looked like a guilty pedophile. The cop looks to me with milkshake all over my face, and a drugged grin as I nod gleefully that I was in a perfectly safe situation.
I ended the conversation by happily telling the cop to have a great day and spilling more ice cream all over myself while my dad prays he doesn't go to jail.
I'm thinking the policeman should have been slightly more suspicious....
As a new follower I appreciate the commitment you take of bringing to light the true essence of your father. I look forward to new posts in the future
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